theravensdreamer

mxxn-kitten

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

stonedlilbrat

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

mxxn-kitten

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

vampire-kohai

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

mxxn-kitten

Reblog this post to get something you want

confirmance

mommasboy7538:
“ lilydaddysgirl:
“ kinkymum:
“ fit-beach-tea:
“ fakesurgery:
“ bente36:
“ unclefather:
“ can’t risk it
”
THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.
”
Gotta take all the chances…..
”
Never risk it
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I can’t take the chance by not posting…🍀
” ”
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thatsonofamitch

90scherry

liquidlimits

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

skinnylegcnd

im desperate

shinto-yonsei

Hi, local Japanese person here to give a reminder this is NOT BUDDHA.

The deity depicted in this statue is actually one of the Seven Lucky Gods, or Shichi Fukujin. (Read about them here, and here)

His name is Hotei, the God of Happiness and Abundance! A jolly fellow who is said to grant happiness and luck if you rub his belly.

So yeah, not Buddha. Still great though!

anti-anti-survivor

Reblogging for the correct information!

thechaotictrickster

Thanks for correcting this. My parents always told me this statue was called laughing Buddha, but it just didn’t sit with me, but 7 year old me didn’t really know what to type in the computer back then…

Source: 90scherry

confirmance

mindfulwrath

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

falling-towers

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

twofingerswhiskey

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that